straightboyfriend:

me: *has small inconvenience*
me: i guess the only solution is To Die

me as a doc

blackfairypresident:

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

Checklist for people starting new schools

lavashipper:

- try your best
- have fun
- study for tests
- look for a quiet place to study
- wander into a music room
- break vase
- kiss kiss fall in love

averagefairy:

dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late